Rod Stewart: Formerly Awesome. Who Knew?

How does a person go from tight pants, sweat drenched guitar straps, don't give a fuck gritty london accents, opening riffs that awaken the warrior in the white man's soul and sustain that makes his warrior bride's toes curl, and a howl that makes the stale coffee boil at panty creamers anonymous meetings...


and end up here, emcee of rosie o'donnell's WARM98 sing-a-long, looking like a high school theater teacher singing kareoke on a thursday night, accompanied by the studio guitarist from the 'Tarzan' soundtrack. I guarantee you that robert plant never told anyone to 'stay away from my backdoor.' At 1:04, he actually pantomimes sitting down as he sings 'sit right down.' that is so wack.

note to self: never get old.